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[HALOMEN2]

Magnificent!

So many great icons brought together makes this an astonishing ensemble of comedy and action! Very well done!

I <3 U

danomano65 responds:

YAY!

[motion tween TEST]

Sweet effects!

Something even more effective would be previewing your own .swf's without submitting them to NG and flooding it with garbage. Wanting to see if your stuff works is great, but if you want to post it, then test it in an actual piece of work, not crap.

The server load problems cause by waves of crappy useless submissions like this hamper people's ability to enjoy decent movies that they like in a timely manner. Please be more considerate to your fellow people on the site.

The-Milk-Man responds:

544.8 KB

Fuck off, that's nothing

[Puncher]

Beautiful animation.

You are very gifted artistically, there's no doubt about it. Subject matter seemed a bit lacking, however.

Perhaps comedies just aren't your forte. Perhaps you should go more for the action adventure approach with a character named Puncher. You talent seems like it would be better suited for that genre. If you do want to bring laughs to people, I would suggest, with all honesty, that you colaborate with somebody who is better at eliciting laughs from people. After all, the better the scores you get, the better your batting average, right?

GoldenSalamander responds:

it was an action adbenture

[Office Spider: Episode 2]

Thanks for being wonderful!

I got your message dude, glad you are still doing this stuff! You are getting better with every submission, man. I hope to see something new and EVEN BETTER come out soon!

danomano65 responds:

u can count on it. i have a lot of ideas for the office spider series.

it's just getting started...

[The Lemon]

I'm a little sad to see/hear this.

Don't get me wrong, I can enjoy the occaisonal SOAD; however, they completely butchered a great song by Berlin. If you haven't heard that, then you probably should and then revamp the video to suit the mood. SOAD really kinda fucked up because you don't get the right sense of the song and the meaning gets kinda lost, as seen in the video.

But enough about the butchered music, I'm reviewing the submission! Overall, kinda blah, but still not bad. I have to say that my favorite part was the light effects in the tunnel. Everything still needs work and fine tuning, but you will get the hang of it. God knows I haven't.

Anywho, keep it up, and seriously, please listen to the original by Berlin.

Todd-Studios responds:

ok I'll listen to it...

[The Penis Song]

NO!

THE TIME IS NOW FOR RETROBUTION!!! A WARNING TO ALL CLOCKS!!! LEAVE NEWGROUNDS NOW!!! THE SAVIOR OF THE PORTAL IS COMING AND LIBERATION IS UPON THE PORTAL!!!!!

ArchonClock responds:

MORE EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!11
MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

[Stick Slayer Episode 7]

Okay. Okay. Wait just a minute.

I'm glad sticks are dead but... CLOCKS!?!?!? Jesus Fuckin Christ! Now we gonna need a damned clock slayer... I hate clocks. I can't believe stick slayer would side with clocks they are just as bad. Maybe I missed something from not seeing the last few stick slayers but damn... CLOCKS!?!?!? You still got my five cause that fucking rocked but I can't stand the clocks!!!

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Ben-Spurgin responds:

Hehe yea I agree, clocks suck, but at least they aren't stick figures!